"Today, my gf and I ordered the chicken souvlaki salad, and got them to go. Going down, they were fairly enjoyable but what we didn’t know was that mere hours later, a horror awaited us. For me it started with a rumbling from the deep. Now I’m no stranger to the occasional bout of diarrhea, but this was something different. Before I made it to the bathroom, my girlfriend was already there. Mere seconds after she closed the door I heard a sound echo across the apartment that would rival the trumpe … – show"
