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Humble, Texas, offers a friendly suburban atmosphere with Southern-style barbecue, Tex-Mex, and comfort food popular among locals and visitors.

Hippo Burgers

Hippo Burgers

631 Wilson Rd, Humble, United States

Pizza • European • American • North American


"? Hippo Burgers Where Jumbo Meets Tasty! ? What do you get when you cross a hippopotamus with a burger joint? The most uproariously delicious experience of your life, that 's what! Welcome to Hippo Burgers, where the burgers are as big as a hippo 's yawn, and the flavors will make you dance the hippo hop!First things first, the size of these burgers is INSANE! When they say jumbo, they mean it. The burger is so huge that you 'll need a GPS just to navigate from one side to the other. Eating it requires the grace and precision of a tightrope walker one false move, and you 'll be wearing burger toppings like a fashionable hat.The hippo theme is everywhere, and it 's simply adorable! From the moment you enter, you 'll be greeted by a life sized hippo mascot that makes you wonder whether it 's here to serve burgers or star in the next blockbuster movie. The walls are covered with cute hippo cartoons, making you wish you had a burger buddy as cuddly as these chubby chaps.Now, let 's talk about the taste. Oh boy, are these burgers lip smackingly scrumptious! They have more toppings than a pizza parlor has cheese options. You name it, they have it bacon, mushrooms, pineapple, guacamole, and probably even a kitchen sink topping somewhere. It 's like they hired a mad scientist to concoct the wildest flavor combinations. And surprisingly, they all work together like a synchronized hippo ballet.Be prepared for a wild ride when you take that first bite. The juices will flow like a hippo 's water aerobics session, but you 'll be too busy enjoying every morsel to care. If you 're trying to impress someone, just make sure you have a stack of napkins handy a bib might not be a bad idea either.One piece of advice: bring your appetite AND a friend to share the burger adventure with. The portion sizes are so generous that you 'll need a wingman to help you conquer this culinary colossus. And don 't forget to snap a selfie with the hippo mascot it 's a memory you 'll treasure forever!In conclusion, Hippo Burgers is a laugh out loud, tongue twisting, belly busting delight. It 's a place where food and fun collide in a glorious display of hippo sized awesomeness. So, gather your hungry herd and embark on a burger journey you won 't soon forget. Hippo hurrah! ? ?"