"This is the only Subway I 'll go to in the Blount County area. There is a fellow who works there who is there every time I go in. His name is Thomas, I believe. He is always so friendly and accommodating. He makes every sandwich with love, care, and concern. I had an American Club tonight and it looked like the TV ad it was so pretty to behold. The only thing better than the way it looked was it 's delicious flavor. So fire Simone Biles, Patrick Mahomes, and definitely old cheating Tom Brady and hire more employees like Thomas. At least give him some of their scratch to encourage excellent 'sandwich artistry '. I will be back and strongly encourage all other folks to do the same. I reiterate that this strong endorsement only applies to this particular location by Smith 's Mortuary."