"Reasons why Harold's Chicken Shack is a 1 star establishment: 1. The staff must hate their lives. The cashier was too busy chewing gum to hear me ask her 3 fucking times what side order she would recommend. Apparently you have to ask for the cole slaw that should automatically come with a dinner plate. And heaven forbid you actually want the mild sauce you initially ordered, because that would require them to actually look up from their cell phone. 2. The food tastes like ****. Seriously, how is Harold's an institution in Chicago? The chicken was bland and needed to be drenched in sauce to have flavor. 3. Speaking of shits, yours the next day will be potent and ensure that your wife/girlfriend will never ever look at you the same way again. Pass on this garbage."
