"The most tasteless Chinese food I have ever eaten. Honestly, for a second there, I thought maybe I had Covid again. And I'm seriously not kidding. I actually got alarmed. But no: we are just talking ultra-bland, flavorless food. Both the Mapo Tofu and the General Tso's, which should be spicy and full of rich, developed flavor, were lacking any heat whatsoever and the GT's was chewy and like eating chunks of plain pressed tofu. The chicken chow mein, which should be a no-brainer, had almost no chicken in it and was just a pile of soft, overcooked vegetables in a slurry. I can, however, recommend this place if you want to get Chinese takeout for your 90+ grandma who can't eat anything. She'll love it... Nah. I take that back. Not even her. One star for arriving quickly, and that's it."
