"I fell in love with one of the employees and we are 5 years married and have kids, but the food was pretty bad and the lemonade. Having lemonade in the name and not even offering pink lemonade makes me upset. And your steak, you should have given me a vegan menu. You need to be more considerate for people who don’t like meat. Keep an open mind, disappointing… I’m friends with Gordon Ramsey and sending him down there to criticize your disgrace. Also I like coco puffs, bazinga."