"An Angry Elephant in the Room It's a shame to speak of such a sight, Where the food selection isn't quite right. Half the menu's gone without a trace, And the service here leaves much to be faced. Ranch dressing was asked for, twice or more, But it wasn't served at the restaurant's door. Staff in the back were caught in a gleeful mood, While patrons' orders were neglected and crude. It's a pity to visit a place so distressed, Where the staff don't care and the patrons are stressed. The Angry … – show"