"I've painted this place numerous times and always wondered why it was so empty. Now I understand. My friend and I visited Light Bistro on Saturday night, and not a single person had been served before us. We were approached by a rather odorous man in a distracting shirt who informed us we had to sit at one of the high tables due to some reservation policy in the bar area. Our food, which lacked flavor, was brought to us within half an hour, despite the restaurant being entirely vacant. I can't help but think that, even in these tough economic times, diners will still flock to this establishment with its overpriced meals and an inflated sense of self-worth."
