"Near a Genuine Philly, ChiTown or NYC Italian Deli, I found west of the Mississippi River somewhere on the North American continent. The bread is so moist. The hot pepper on the ChicagoBeefsandwich die. The meat is delicious; tho can be dry, sometimes hit or miss. Tho it is nothing a bit of OliveOil, /or vinegar cannot handle. The day after I had eaten here first, I found myself wearing a WifeBeater to expose my breast hair from the top, w a fake gold chain licked behind the hair. I became a Born-Again-Guido."
