"as a new yorker, a stoner, and a fat guy, i feel qualified to review this place as the absolute best pizza I've ever had, and i did a pizza eating tour of new york where i just ate pizza 3 meals a day from different places for 2 weeks and this is straight up the best pizza I've ever had 100 out of 10, straight up, if you haven't tried it, try it, you won't regret it i get the huge cheese pizza for $20 and put my own toppings on at home to save money (even though it's not even a bad price here I'm just broke)"
