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Tropical Smoothie Cafe

Tropical Smoothie Cafe

3682 N Wickham Rd, 32935, Melbourne, United States

Cafe • Canadian • American • North American


"I guess it is out of convenience that I have frequented this place so many times over the years as I do work in the area. I feel like an abused partner that just keeps going back to an abusive relationship. It is, in fact, always an extraordinary adventurewhen I order food here. Maybe that is why I keep torturing myself, simply just to see what will happen next. I guess that I am aglutton for punishment because the experience gets amazingly worse every time. It's astonishing really. We would be here fordays if I lamented all the strange and bizarre oddities that have happened in my five+ years of unrecognized loyalty. When weget down to brass tacks, this establishment is just unfortunate all around. The poor employees must get paid in the leftovers ofthe day because they have zero motivation and a none existent regard for the customer experience. Management, well, I can safelysay that I am not positive there even is a management team because I cannot fathom any person of authority allowing this levelof dreadfulness to continue for this long. The atrocious part of it all, and the miracle really, is they seemingly do not carecare about improving whatsoever. I want to say hats off to them for being able to underachieve for years on end and still beable to keep the lights on, brilliant! I do so wish I could do less than the bare minimum at my job and still be employed,incredible. Well, that is all of my energy you will get out of this review today. You have already successfully wasted too muchof my short time on this floating marble over the years so I say good day to you indeed. Additionally, please save your genericbot generated response as you no longer have anything I require. Thank you."