"I did not know that Sicily had been taken up by Turkey and Iran. And I say that because this pizza tasted. The dough tasted as if it was made from pancake flour (sweet). Who makes sweet pizza? The sausages around the cheap mozzarella tasted like reheated sasquatch's hemorrhoids. And the sauce was made from 100% ketchup. If you live in a caravan in this or in an earlier life. Yeah, that's good pizza. But for a Newyorker, this piece of culinary Septic Tank would not even make the High School Cafeteria! You want my back? You can fool these idiots, but not the USA!"
