"The only thing you need to know, is no human being on earth, comes here for anything other than the eggrolls. They might get other stuff while they're here, but they came for eggrolls. If you came here and didn't get eggrolls, something is wrong with you, and you probably didn't have a 5 star experience, because the eggrolls are the reason this place exists.The eggrolls here are so good, that when you get back to your car that was illegally parked (because there is no parking) and you've got a ticket on the window (because there are homeless people and crackheads everywhere and that brings cops patrolling) and someone dented the side of your car (cause the parking spaces are smaller than your bà nội) you're still gonna have a good day. Cause you got eggrolls from A Chau bro. It's like that."
