"To be clear, 4 stars food and 0 stars customer service. So I get in the ordering line and ask where is your washroom at? This old lady ****, I think her name is Sylvia, snaps back We don 't have a public washroom. I say whoa whoa with my hands up I 'm gonna eat here ... She throws this back That 's what they all say, you gotta pay first... Then all the regulars and this nice old guy, Tom, whispers to me and says the washroom is around the corner. I come back and it 's Tom taking orders now. I ask what 's good and Tom says get the Greek Chicken. So I get it with fries and water. As I 'm waiting, I 'm looking over the low wall at the burgers grilling and the gyro spit... Old **** Syl doesn 't like me peering over so she asks who are you looking for? I reply, Just looking at the food . Oh, the 100 comebacks I wish I would have slung back at her... I get my chicken, it 's a little salty, but tasty and I eat it all up anyway. Such a weird little experience. The rest of the menu looks great. And Tom is real nice. But watch out for Syl the wicked **** of the east."
