"Holy balls of deliciousness. Every flavor of ice cream is like opening Pandora's Box or Discovering the Holy Grail. You don't need to win the lottery, just drive to Mulvane to have a life changing experience. Thank you to the saintly humans who discovered this ice cream and brought it to Kansas, and to the amazing citizens of Wisconsin who created this glorious treat. If I ever end up on death row, I'll take a scoop of each to gorge on for my final meal"
