"1. Escargot in a runny flavorless sauce 2. Seafood platter, sandy mussels all seafood rubbery and over done. My BF red sauce tasted like it came out of a can, mine was white, and the sauce was passible. Pity these little animals had to give their life up to this chef. I brought most of it home in a doggy bag, it was that terrible, and promptly threw it in the garbage. 3. The salad you paid extra for. One tip to salad makers in the rest, heavy hands of dried oregano on a salad is not pleasant. I thankfully had gongorzola, which made it edible, my bf had plain salad which he said tasted like it just had olive oil poured over it. I have been cooking for nearly 50 years and know how to cook, have won 2 nationwide cooking contests....I know good food. My advice to those thinking of going to Loarnzo's? Bring a sandwich."