"What a disappointment. When we used to live on this side of town, we loved Guido's. I'll be honest, the food has never been great, but the portions were historically generous, and the quirky atmosphere and friendly service made up for the cafeteria quality food. Fast forward to now. We waited for a ridiculous amount of time for our food, which when it arrived was incorrect and gross. The portions were also noticeably smaller. The half the salad bar was empty, and visitors are only allowed one visit WITH A DESSERT PLATE (not even a bowl. Insulting. The spaghetti was watery. My husband ordered a meatball sub and instead received a calzone that was hard as a rock on the outside and rubbery inside. INEDIBLE. It was also served with potato chips which is just BIZARRE. I can't even understand what the hell is going on here."