"There was some Tonga there named Cat and that was cool because he plays rugby and rugby is badass. I thought he was a Kiwi but alas I was wrong. All of the sudden, right after the extremely friendly staff helped me out with our pizza options, eleven members of the Cobra Kai came at me! Fortunately there was this younger biker gal in a black bandana named Nemo or Miha? Either way, she had superb ninja skills second to none. Between that and the other more tan Hagrid with his magical beenie of infinite wisdom, we made it out safely and satisfied with our choices. If you need a rugby lesson, small white ninja biker skills or awesome thrift store beenie magic, this is the place to go y'all! Otherwise the pizza is also the giraffe's calves. Or the seal heels. Thanks again for bringing that Yeasty my Beasty"
