"I came into the store FAMISHED, and all I wanted was a jumbo muffin. I walk into the store and they say they have none left. Which is okay, so I order a bagel and walk over to the waiting area. Then my eyes behold an image that disgusted me to my core. AN ENTIRE RACK OF JUMBO MUFFINS!!!! I cannot believe my eyes so I walk back up, and ask again: do you have any muffins? She looked me in my eyes, and said no. NO!??!! She lied to my face that short ginger liar. As I ginger myself, I didn’t think one of my own would BETRAY be like that. I am disgusted and would like a call from corporate to sort this out. I WANT A MUFFIN!"
