"Look, I’m a big fan. I love your stuff. It’s delicious, fresh handcrafted flavorgasm sushi. Tonight though, I saw “crispy rice” and thought that sounded interesting. Boyyy, was it. It made me question the Maas hardness scale. My teeth shifted, you made me rethink my life purpose. Do I need to become an advocate against crisping rice. It damn near made me poo myself, emotionally. Whatever that means. Like I said, I’m shook. Be nice don’t crispy rice, that hard. Also, one little packet of soy sa … – show"
