"If you want cardboard topped with 'cheese ', this is not the place for you. If you only want the 'big three ' flavors of garlic powder, butter, and vegetable oil, this is not the place for you. If you want your friends and that person you want to hook up with to be disappointed in your choice of pizza for the last party you 're throwing before you 're evicted, this is not the place for you. If you actually want pizza worth your time, money, and approval, this is the place for you."
