"What can you say about Pappy's that hasn't already been scrubbed out of the history of dinning out? Its like stepping into a childhood memory that somehow all these bright lights, laws, and cleaning products have managed to erase. Plastic trays, plates, and cups from the State Prison garage sale? Check. Waitresses with condiments and condoms in their aprons? You decided. Smoking? Hell yeah ya hippie. Also, we're cash only here at Pappy's and the ATM hasn't worked since the 1st Bush Administration. So bring you cash. Now, the menu is under that layer of grease and is limited so hurry up and pick something your waitress has a phone call to get back to and Judge Judy is about to render her verdict. Prices are more than reasonable for godsake its eggs and whatnot. Again, cash only and we know how much a pack of Marlboros are these days. Food? Good, hot, quick; just like the staff. So come on down to Pappy's and sit a spell. Just keep your government regulations and your hands to yourself. Open 24hrs! Unless they aren't. Then, well, come back later."
