"I ordered the taco pizza on one side, and meatball marinara on the other. I got one side with chorizo and marinara sauce, and one side with every topping from both pizzas, minus chorizo, with NO sauce. The side with all the toppings was completely soaked through, and could not be picked up. There's no way for the toppings to have shifted around to this configuration post bake, it was made wrong before it went in the oven, and quite frankly, there are a number of mistakes that I just can't see being easy to miss. I feel like the butt of some weird joke."