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Kung Fu Tea

Kung Fu Tea

22118 Market Place Dr, 77357, New Caney, United States

Tea • Cafés • Asian • Chinese


"Most other places don't know how to DO TEATastes so bad it makes you say, SCREW TEASome boba is awful, makes you wanna BOO TEABut that'll change when you try Kung FU TEAWhen you taste this one, you'll see you never KNEW TEAFinding the Lemon Black has really been a COUP TEAIf you wanna be a Playmate, this can be your HUGH TEAThat's why you have to come straight to Kung FU TEAWHATLocated near relatives houses in New Caney, which is a good 25 or so miles N NE of Houston right along Hwy 59 aka I 69.We were delighted to see a Kung Fu Tea open up right in New Caney next to 2 major hwys (Grand Parkway also passes this point). It may be one of the locations which is owned by the same guy that owns the Chinatown one I'm not sure. I'll let you know once I know.But there's literally no good boba this far out, so it's wonderful for the community all the way up here to now have an excellent, spacious, nicely designed and very friendly KFT here. I like it better than the Woodlands location.Kung Fu TEAIt's great for MEI stop by here for a drink or THREEKeep coming BACKFor Lemon BLACKFeel so addicted maybe they use CRACKI'm not SUREBut it tastes so PUREBobaddiction is my sickness and there is no CURESo I'll get the BOBAAnd then I'll go OVERTo Barbie's hotel room so I can DISROBE HERAnyway, enough about the perfect BarbieYou better get your ass to K F TThis location is friendly, and didn't mind serving me 15 mins before closing which I really appreciated.The milk teas at KFT don't really do it for me, they're different, but not awful, however the fruit drinks are great, especially when you get them with black tea, which they might adjust for you if you bat your lashes.What to get: Lemon Black Tea With Tapioca!Or: All the fruit teas are pretty good, especially if you go off menu and get black tea!Or: Go crazy and order your fruit teas with the very strong Oolong!Or in winter: Any of the hot milk teas!Which milk teas are best: Honey Oolong! Oolong! Maybe Taro or Almond! I also love the regular milk tea with Oreo!The Lemon Black Tea is the bestLike Barbie's shoes or her fake breastIt tastes like a dreamAnd can make Barbie creamThis boba is better than the restSo instead of showing your crackAnd being asked to please stop coming backGo to Kung Fu TeaAnd drink boba with meAnd I'll share my fave drink: Lemon Black."

Kung Fu Tea

Kung Fu Tea

3201 Louisiana St, Houston, TX 77006, The Energy Corridor, Houston, United States

Tea • Drinks • Smoothies • Coffee & Tea


"For all my fellow Boba enthusiasts out there, King Fu Tea is an absolute must-visit haven. This place has undoubtedly captured the essence of Boba perfection. But here's the exciting part: their magic doesn't stop at Boba; their entire drink lineup is a refreshing symphony of flavors.The sheer variety of options they offer is awe-inspiring. No matter your preference, King Fu Tea has you covered with an impressive array of flavors that cater to every palate.Now, a word of advice: if you're not a fan of overly sweet drinks, don't fret. The only hiccup here is that many of their concoctions tend to lean towards the sweeter side. The solution? Just request your drink to be less sweet, and you'll have a customized masterpiece that hits the sweet spot (pun intended).With locations peppered across the US, I've personally had the pleasure of experiencing King Fu Tea's delights in Texas and North Carolina. Each location, without fail, has left me astounded. The stellar customer service and hassle-free parking have only added to the overall wonderful experience.As a self-proclaimed regular, I wholeheartedly recommend paying King Fu Tea a visit. Trust me, you won't be disappointed. I frequent this place multiple times a month, and I encourage you to do the same. Treat yourself to an exploration of flavors and satisfaction that only King Fu Tea can deliver."