"A five star dive bar. It's loud. The drunks are obnoxious. There are trashy people, sports on the TV, and Pappy Van Winkle on the whiskey menu. Cheese curds might change your life. Burgers are solid. Nashville hot is exactly as terrible as it should be. This is a Grade-A, 5 star dive. Go. Be a part of Wichita. See the people. Pretend like you belong- that's about all it will take to enjoy the Kansas hospitality."
