"This place was awesome. They're super kind, the food is really good, and the vibe is on point. You should definitely go there if you are driving through this road. Usually I cram these reviews full of jokes or go on rants but I don't feel comfortable doing that because this place was super awesome and the people were kind. Also the rants aren't like negative, I don't blast the people in the review I just kind of go on a tangent like Michael Scott for a cheap laugh. But if I'm stopped in my tracks that means that this place was just so good I don't want them to misinterpret that joke as a shot at them. So instead I'm going to verbalize my existential dilemma and watch a speech to text documents it for you to read even though you just probably wanted to see if this place had good bagels or coffee., Yes this place has good bagels and coffee"
