"I think I was technically in Tubbs, which is connected to Montana bar. I was pretty buzzed and ordered jalapeño poppers. They said they were hot as they set the poppers before my drunkin gaze. I ate them anyway and my mouth was sore for a few days. Also, a really pretty woman that id met at the DMV happened to be sitting next to me and suggested many things off of the menu that sounded great but I forgot them all as fast as she said them. Then I remember taking her hands in mine and inspecting them for a wedding ring. Woe to my soul, for I had found one upon her finger and a moment later, she was gone. Ievery day since that night I've been hoping I did not say or do something to offend her while I was in that very buzzed phase."
