"There are a number of reasons why my culinary experience was ruined. Give me a paper menu. I don't want to keep my phone longer than I've been all day. What happens if I don't have a phone or my phone is dead? Really, a robot that brings my food out, no thanks. Not to mention the stupid thing behind me, I had to come out of my chair to get my own food. That's ridiculous! What happened to a full culinary experience? Do you want me to wash my dishes when I'm done? I'll take my business elsewhere."
