"After many epileptic episodes caused by the flashes and screaming coming the kitchen, I was greeted with a severed chicken head after requesting scrambled eggs. Honestly the service was nice, but the head was a bit over cooked. When I asked for extra ketchup, the waiter put his finger on lips and proceeded to shove quarters down my pants. After blacking out, I was sent home in an ambulance driven by Jack Harlow. It was the most immersive experience I’ve had at a diner."
