"I'm a hot dog lover and I can't tell you how many people have said over the years that I eat at pink. I finally did it, and the disappointment on my face was visible from bite number 1. I don't think anyone who told me to go to Pink ever had the hot dog at Costco. Let’s start with the many problems with Pink’s and just to read it – I’ll number them sequentially: 1) Take a dimm from your pocket. Your Pinks Hotdog will not be thicker than the diameter of your dimm. It will disappear between the bungalows. You will wonder if there is a hot dog in your bungalow. 2) Don’t worry if you burned your taste buds the day before – the Pink Hotdog is tasteless. It's the most tasteless hot dog I ever had in over 35 years eating hot dogs around the world, on streets, fairs and delis. 3) Be prepared for a line at any time. The staff monitors the line and will slow down the service, and sometimes go away to ensure that there are always at least two lines before the ironing, so it is busy and desirable for all past or waiting. 4) There are magicians working on pink that have made real chili disappear and appear again, as watered, tasteless slippage on your hot dog. I ordered Chili on the dog and I have no idea what the brown water tool was. 5) The pink $5.00 bid: It may not be a hot dog on the menu sold for less than $5.00. The $5.00 hot dog without something in the ball park is much better my friends. 6) There is nothing fun, exciting or nostalgic about eating at this landfill. So the next time someone says you're going to pink, and claims that it's such a big hot dog, and they've been there recently – just do one thing: don't trust everything the person ever tells you about food!"
