The Simple Sandwich
Mash Hoagies

Mash Hoagies

190 Malabar Rd SW, Palm Bay, United States

Steak • Cheese • American • North American


"Edit: Put them on the offer to remake the reubs on them. It was better. Not a slam-dunk, but a certain improvement. Upgrading from 3 to 4! I would really give them a 4.5, but Google does not allow half points. What once was Hype and Rave has left me since then. Last week, my friend and I stopped in a tade before 19:30, after coming back from Holmes, and it was a night before work, after work on that day. We counted on a good base to take the need to whistle for dinner. I had the club and she had the reubs. I can say that the club was worth its price, probably a 4 out of 5 on its own considering price to size and taste. Reuben would be a 0 out of 5 or speak in Google's rating scale, a 1 out of 5. I don't know if it's customary for them to make the annoying as they did, but it's just never worth it when it is. There was not much meat on it, with a meat-cheese ratio almost equal. That was weird. And did they run out of sour wort and a thousand island dresses? There were small cabbage bites here and there, but for the most part, we were wondering why this is disturbing? The dressing wasn't all very common so that one would get in some bites and then nothing in others. I offered to trade my girlfriend half of my club for half of her reubs, even things a little, but that didn't want to make the experience better. The fact is we have a guy! I'm sorry, Mash, but I guess we'll meet again one day and hopefully you'll do better if I decide I'm ready!"