"Usually I don’t bother with long reviews but this place was so bad it deserves one. Absolutely horrible from start to finish. Had a 7 pm reservation. We’re told that “the people who have our table are almost done.” So we stand at a little wooden standup bar, no chairs, for a half hour. Then same story, no table, we can seat you at a two top in the corner behind the bar. At 7:30 mind you. Table came up to our necks crunched in a little tiny corner where we got to listen to the 3 people at the corner of bar inches away from us (one unseated) yell and carry on. So loud couldn’t have a conversation. Ordered a glass of red wine and a sangria that was pale colored water. Food just as bad. Menu choices limited, we should have left right there. Ended up with chopped up lemon in the strangest looking calamari I’ve ever seen, looked like fish sticks, ended up we both ate a piece of lemon mistaking it for the fish. Got the butternut ravioli, the best I can describe it: slop. Looked like a plate of cream of mushroom soup with things I couldn’t even identify. I pushed all of it off and found 4 tasteless raviolis underneath the mess. Dining companion had fish tacos. To me, everything looked like frozen food. Final kicker was the disgusting bathroom (one at a time) dirty, like a sauna, with no paper towels. Had to use toilet paper to dry my hands. This was after waiting 15 min to use the bathroom. The absolute worst restaurant I’ve been to in years. All for the bargain price of $135 for 2 people. We used to love this place many years ago, it’s nothing like it used to be. Just do yourself a big favor and avoid it. It’s noisy, it’s cramped, the food is horrible."