"Such a great location wasted on this establishment. My tequila and soda may as well have been a soda and soda, and I received a bottled beer that hadn’t been refrigerated since it had been purchased. The calamari visually resembled onion rings and had an unpleasant, rubbery consistency. Several people in my party ordered hamburgers for dinner, and despite each requesting a different temperature, all of the meat came out like hockey pucks. This was preferable to the shrimp, however, which had me running back to the bathroom all evening and popping pep-to bismal like after-dinner mints. The service and the view were high points of this experience, but you’re unlikely to enjoy those aspects atop the porcelain throne."
