"August 31st, 2020 at 7:54 in the afternoon, I witnessed a woman sitting in the outdoor seating area in her late 20s to early 30s slip a beer glass into a leopard print Coach bag. Her shoes match the bag. Her body language suggests nervousness; she knows she’s been seen, though by who she knows not. Watching this act of thievery juxtaposed with her lavish satchel unsettled me, I begin to contemplate the furor this would have ignited within Kyle Rittenhouse. If she ever sees this, I hope she knows I didn’t snitch on her. Aside from this, I was a big fan of the fried pickles. Good portion size for the price, rich batter. The grilled cheese that followed was a logical choice for my main course, and I suggest this pair for those who abstain from eating meat. For a beverage, I chose one of the IPAs, the one on the right side of the menu. Be warned: it is tame at first, but will surely sneak up on you. I suggest a 15 minute break betwixt rounds during which two glasses of water should be sucked down with such fervor that would match Frodo’s on the Plateau of Gorgoroth. Highly recommend!!"
Royal Oak
