"Gumball and Darwin from The Amazing World of Gumball and Ezio from Assassin’s Creed and Walter White from Breaking Bad chased me. Then I saw this Subway and then I asked for 10 Footlongs with Turkey, American cheese, lettuce, cucumbers, pickles, spinach, and mayo. Then I pushed the door to exit after paying this good looking guy named “Milad” and giving him a huge tip, Milad has also given me an iPhone 15. Ezio had an AK-47. I threw Ezio one of my footlongs I ordered. Then I pushed Darwin to the ground. Then, this guy named “yunglimabean” sneaked up on me and then captured me and ate one of my Footlongs. So I punched yunglimbean. And I ran with my 8 footlongs. And then I ate them all. 10/10 I recommend this Subway."