"You get drinks fairly quickly, hooray. Then you wait for menu, then again for anyone to actually come and take order from you. Food is done in timely manner. Stay away from hash browns, they are dusty like moistened balsa wood and taste like warm plastic bits, inedible at best. Pancakes are delicious. Pasta smells and tastes like it was boiled in used dish water. Seasoning is overpowering. Resembles expired dried grass clippings and it overpowers any decent flavor remaining. I would say it is subpar, however that would be a compliment, it's a triple bogey at best."
