"In life, a lot of the time, the 2nd version of something is never as good as the first. When we take a look at the long lineage of English Monarchs, how often is II I? Not very much! Luckily, this principle was not true for Wild Ginger II. To quote the song Dental Care by the greatest band of all time, Owl City, ?Open wide, this?ll only hurt a little.? And this is exactly what our waitress said to us when handing us our food. While my toothache was extremely distracting, I chewed on a massive chunk of ice to soothe my cavity. Are you just a decoy dream in my head? I questioned to this toothache as I promptly ate a steamed seitan dumpling over wilted lettuce. The toothache responded by saying, ?I am floating away (floating away),? and immediately disappeared. I am convinced that it was the pillowy soft comfy soft delicious smooth soft nice sweet little soft yummy soft nature of the dumpling that drove the cavity to float away. Put on a warm fuzzy sweater ?cuz? you?ll feel so much better. This is normally true if you?re having a salad but here the ginger carrot dressing has a warming and nourishing property, as does the miso soup. If all the roads were paved with ice they wouldn?t thaw or crack, and if all the restaurants served food like Wild Ginger II, my heart wouldn?t thaw or crack either. All I need to keep me going is Wild Ginger II veggie lo mein, and I will remain intact forever. Farewell powdery paradise. No they don?t serve cocaine at Wild Ginger II but the white rice is almost as powdery. Perfectly complementary like a winter storm to a frozen maple tree, the white rice gently and subtly absorbs all saucy elements of any other dish. Pour me a heavy dose of the atmosphere within Wild Ginger II, because the warm and comforting environment is something I want to sip on like it?s watermelon celsius. Thanks to the excellent service of our waitress and the beautiful decor of the restaurant, I never wanted to leave. It was almost as if I don?t feel so alone. The walls of the restaurant rapidly closed in on my decaying body as I panicked, chewing on a complementary lemon to ease the pain as all of my teeth now started to pain me. I screamed in agony as the walls began to suffocate me but then I realized I was just a prisoner to the crust of sesame chicken and my teeth were actually the sesame being crushed by my actual teeth. I certainly left teardrops everywhere as I cried in pain, but luckily I was able to sop up my tears with a cloth napkin. The waiters all converged around the table and gave me a thousand hugs until I felt better. This is the kind of outstanding, above-and-beyond service you simply won?t find anywhere other than Wild Ginger II. Yeah While do I tire of counting sheep? When I could be eating them!!! For desert I ordered a live sheep and I started eating it?s wool like cotton candy ?. This light and airy texture reminded me of the graceful way that fireflies cut through the night air like co"
