"Your Northern Mitten destination for the freshest meat and fish in the region. The gourmet foods are spectacular, as well.. Toski hooks it up with all that summer grub you 're missing in that small lake town of yours. Wait a second; these folks aren 't from small towns. These folks spent more time on their new iPhone Xs, and ensuring their salmon embroidered khaki shorts remained immaculate for their casual, $1,000 mid day brew 'n 'cue than they did the beautiful bounty in front of them. The patrons aren 't going back to small lake towns. I 'll digress from this attack on obnoxious, privileged white people and wrap up this review...not. Toski is expensive; it 's expensive because it 's a monopoly and the salmon shorts will pay it damnit, I guess I did too. I WAS WEARING ATHLETIC SHORTS AND MY GIRLFRIENDS FADED ALUMNI T....I SWEAR IT While this was meant to be a funny post to bash the crowd I loathe most in life, if Toski was the market featured on Guy 's Grocery Games, I 'd be the guy with the overflowing cart, disregarding all rules, and sprinting for the exit.This place is golden. The staff is awesome too. I overheard the staff boasting or merely stating either way, it was obnoxious) that they had sold 600lbs of Prime Tenderloin $39.99/lb) in a day. I 'd love to advise a lower price point, but why? The salmon shorts and boat shoes might as well be a giant diamond encrusted bullseye. The lack of a fifth star is a result of the pricing. While Toski surely thrives on their exorbitant margins, us without several country club memberships and salmon shorts are taking out second mortgages on our small town lake houses to afford your farm raised fish."
