"I have to say, the pizza at Alfanos is absolutely delicious! The cheese is incredible and stretches just like the best mozzarella. However, after having pizza last night and this morning, I decided to try something new. I opted for the French dip sandwich, and let me tell you, it made me a very happy man. It's been over an hour since I finished it, and I can't stop thinking about how tasty it was and when I can have it again. I highly recommend trying it out - it's so good that if everyone tried it, pharmaceutical companies wouldn't need to sell anti-depressants anymore. It might even cure COVID and bring an end to hatred and bigotry. But in all seriousness, give it a try - you won't be disappointed!"
