"They 're really known for their bacon. They 're so known for it that it was a feature on United States of Bacon on the Discovery Network. If there is an afterlife and I come back reincarnated as a pig, I 'm not sure if I 'd want my meat to be famous. Ideally, I wouldn 't be slaughtered for my meat, but if I was going to be slaughtered for it, I might want to be served here. People seem to really enjoy the bacon. Or I 'd want to be part of a mcgriddle at McDonald 's, but I guess both those options would be pretty impersonal. The best case scenario would be if I had an owner that really cared for me. We spent majority of our days together, they were filled with belly rubs and long walks. Unfortunately, one day my owner gets some terrible news. Their heart is failing and they need a heart transplant immediately. They don 't want to take my heart. At this point I 'm their best friend and also while there have been some pig heart transplants to humans, it 's an extremely rare procedure that has it 's risks. In the end, they go through with it because they know that 's what I would have wanted. It goes swimmingly. To honor me, my owner ends up eating my full body, not wasting a single piece of me. While things are never the same without me, they go on to live a beautiful life. They experience every moment to it 's fullest, while always keeping my memory close to their heart...while I guess my heart. Anyway, I ended up not trying the bacon here. I got eggs, toast, and avocado. It was really good."
