Spinach And Bacon Salad
Greek's Pizzeria

Greek's Pizzeria

120 E Main St, Carmel I-46032-1824, United States

Pizza • Greek • Lunch • Italian


"Last Tuesday, I embarked on what can only be described as an interstellar journey of cosmic proportions. My spacecraft? A booth at Greeks Pizzeria. My mission? To boldly explore the depths of their menu. Upon arrival, I was greeted not by mere mortals, but by a troop of servants who, I 'm quite certain, were telepathic. They knew my order before I even uttered a word. Spooky? A bit. Convenient? Absolutely. As I awaited my meal, I noticed the walls adorned with what appeared to be rare, alien artifacts. A two-headed spatula, a portrait of a pizza slice dressed as Napoleon, and a light fixture that suspiciously resembled a UFO. Then came the pizza. Oh, the pizza It was... Divine. Exquisite. A solid seven out of ten. But let 's not dwell on the pizza. The real showstopper was the live band, comprised entirely of jazz-playing octopi. Their rendition of Under the Sea was both haunting and inspiring. In the corner, a group of philosophers debated whether pineapple belongs on pizza. Spoiler alert: they concluded that in a parallel universe, pineapple is actually the primary topping. As I sipped on my soda, which I 'm 90% sure had a hint of stardust in it, I realized that Greeks isn 't just a pizza place. It 's a portal to another dimension where the bizarre is the norm, and the norm is... well, who cares about the norm when you have telepathic servants and musical cephalopods? In conclusion, if you 're looking for an extraordinary experience that will leave you questioning the fabric of reality (and also serves a decent slice of pizza), Greeks Pizzeria is your place. Just don 't ask about the two-headed spatula. Some mysteries are better left unsolved."