"If you're not from New Mexico, you're not going to understand Dion's entirely. The pizza is rock solid, but people having an expectation from the East Coast or West Coast generally get a little confused. This place was a staple for a lot of people growing up in this state. It's not just that it's a solid pizza, but it's also the nostalgia. If you're not from New Mexico, I would recommend just getting a pizza with the stuff you want on it or a specialty that sounds good to you. If you want my personal recommendation, the Duke City with extra green chili on it is the best pizza that they offer. If you're looking for one of their sandwiches, the price for what you get is absolutely out of this world. The sandwich is also delicious and should not be talked poorly about. Generally they're pretty quick, they're always friendly , and at the end of the day you got to have pizza so what's too bad about that? Kid-friendliness: It's a pizza place, they also allow the kids to go watch pizza get made. Overall, if your kids got a problem then it's something else."