"I got so drunk here off three drinks! I told my Lafayette friends that I just wanted to chill in a dive and get wasted one last time before I had to get up and drive home to San Antonio. So they drove me around downtown and we settled on Legends. The Bartender knew my friends from the time he spent working at a bar called the Caboose, and had him make us something called a Hurricane Dennis! I'm not sure what it was. But I was feeling great after the first one, even better after the second, shouldn't have got a third, but what the hell, I'm on vacation, right? The Internet Juke Box is a little suspect. I put ten dollars in it and never heard a single song I played and we pretty much stayed till closing time. I went to go check it out and it said it was playing one of my songs, but the song playing was definitely not my song. But it's whatever I guess, if I were a local I would've known better."
