"Typical, traditional Midwestern breakfast fare. Corned beef hash, biscuits and gravy, fried donuts with apple sauce... Delicious stuff that will likely get me banned fron re-entering California for breaking every salt, sugar, and fat restricting standards... Not to mention the conspicuous absence of any avocados or any other greens from the table... Guilty as charged! My doctor is gonna chew my head off when he sees my blood-work results... Oh, well: you only live and die once..."